Darts & Pats

November 9, 2009 • By Darts & Pats,
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An “overly-complicated-much?” dart to the JMU class-picking process for making absolutely no sense.
From a sophomore who’s just try’na keep things simple.

A “you-are-my-fire,-the-one-desire” pat to the guy walking around campus with the frosted tips.
From a freshman who loves a ’90s reminder every now and then.

A “what you talkin’-’bout-Willis” dart to my history professor.
From a sophomore who understands the material until you start to talk about it.

A “way-to-show-the-rest-of-us-up” dart to the guy who asked a girl to be his date to the semi-formal in poem form in front of 400 people in the middle of a meeting.
From a freshman, lacking your creative skills and balls, who will now be going stag.

A “keep-it-up” pat to the boy wearing suspenders in D-Hall.
From a sophomore who thinks your style is both sensible and snazzy.

A “worry-about-your-own-grades” dart to the guy who constantly asks people how they did on every assignment.
From the guy who would rather listen to Fran Drescher than hear about how you did on the test.

A “you’re-lucky-I’m-not-a-vegetarian” dart to the Madison Bread Company workers for giving me a chicken panini when I asked for tofu.
From a carnivore, luckily.

A “you-made-my-night” pat to all the girls who baked cookies for the Friday night bus drivers.
From a very appreciative bus driver.

An “OMG-I-almost-fell-on-my-face” dart to the loose bricks on the Quad sidewalk.
From a guy who now cautiously tests the bricks before walking on them.

A “have-you-ever-heard-of-using-a-tissue?” dart to the guy who picked his nose and then put that same finger in his mouth.
From a junior who hasn’t seen anyone do that since she was a toddler.

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