Overheard @ JMU
November 16, 2009 • By Overheard @ JMU,
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In a campus of more than 18,000 students, you never know what could come out of someone’s mouth. Here are some interesting quotes that students overheard at JMU.
Overheard @ JMU is anonymously submitted and printed based on quality and space. Submissions depict a given situation, person or group of people and do not necessarily reflect the truth.
Projectile girl: “For some reason, whenever people see me they want to just pick me up and throw me.”
Idiotic girl: “I want to marry a Russian guy so I can name my kids some Russian name.”
Smart ass: “Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t part fruit, and she named her baby Apple.”
Promiscuous girl: “If I’m pregnant then I am going to be the next Virgin Mary.”
Non believer: “There is no way Jesus would come out of you.”
Guy: “I really want to wear a sweater, but… it’s almost too cold for a sweater.”
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