Darts & Pats

November 19, 2009 • By Darts & Pats,
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A “just-because-you-left-it-at-my-house-does-NOT-mean-you-get-an-invite-back” dart to the biddy who left her earrings in my room.
From a boy who knows he’s hot.

A “we-know-you-still-live-here” dart to our now silent roommate who won’t speak to us anymore for reasons unknown.
From someone who knows you see her everyday, and doesn’t care for being ignored.

A “you’re-a-jerk” pat to myself for finally learning the jerk dance and footwork after all this time.
From a determined sophomore who has no rhythm.

A “we-don’t-have-to-hide-our-faces-anymore!” pat to all Washington Redskins fans.
From a Skins fan that is once again comfortable wearing his jersey in public.

A “you-make-my-dreams-come-true” pat to JMU for being so great, I’m not even that excited about Thanksgiving break.
From a student who can’t wait to come back for exam week.

A “did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-heaven?” pat to the graceful girl who tumbled down the concrete steps by Top Dog and asked everyone else if they were OK when she reached the bottom.
From an OK guy who hopes to catch her the next time she falls.

A “nom-nom-nom” dart to the boy who thinks he coined that phrase…or noise.
From two girls who have nom nom-ed since the day they were born.

A “will-you-go-to-the-Melrose-Dance-with-me?” pat to the girl who hits my eye like a big pizza pie, makes espresso shots taste sweeter, always shares her joyful Christmas spirit and stays at TDU long enough to change its name to NDU.
From a not-so-secret admirer.

An “I-wish-there-was-a-WTF-button-on-Facebook” dart to the people who insist on making their statuses contain either whiny song lyrics or some sentiment about how much they lovvvvvvvvveee and misssssss their significant other.
From someone who thinks you should cheer up, Skype your bf/gf and stop trying to convince us that your life is that dramatic.

A “you’re-a-mean-one” dart to those grinches who are complaining about the Christmas music on the commons.
From a girl who believes you can have Christmas spirit year-round.

A “you-make-my-day-sunny-side-up” pat to the D-Hall breakfast employees.
From a student whose omelettes taste even better when served with a smile.

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