Darts & Pats
January 14, 2010 • By Darts & Pats,
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A “so-easy-a-caveman-can-do-it” dart to SMAD for not having a Twitter account.
From @JMUSCOM’s nearly 300 followers, who thought SMAD was supposed to be technologically savvy.
An “I-don’t-know-how-else-to-tell-you” dart to myself for letting our fish die over break.
From your roommate who is sorry to say the fish in the bowl is no longer our once beloved “Dumbledore” — RIP.
An “I-paid-for-my-pass,-where’s-yours?” dart to all the snow for taking up valuable parking.
From a snow fan who wants to play with you, not compete for parking.
A “way-to-be-prepared” pat to myself for working on and submitting job applications over break.
From a senior who knows that the early bird catches the worm.
An “I-am-the-Half-Blood-Prince” pat to my Russian textbook for being filled with answers and study tips.
From a Harry Potterovski.
A “how-about-keeping-me-in-school?” dart to Madison for Keeps for their endless requests for donations to help fund other JMU students’ educations.
From a flat-broke JMU grad student who may be an alumni but is still shelling out thousands in tuition and racking up debt.
A “look-at-this-peacoat,-tell-me-he’s-broke” dart to all the peacoats infiltrating campus.
From a peacoat rocker who once thought he was original.
An “I-am-taking-four-other-classes,-lady” dart to my professor who is already giving me a migraine with this workload, and it is only week one.
From a junior who would like to occasionally sleep or see her roommates.
A “what-are-you-thinking?” dart to guys walking around campus wearing shorts in this negative-47-degree weather.
From a senior who thinks that if the biddies here are smart enough to wear pants, you should too.
An “I-hope-I-don’t-find-out-who-you-are” dart to the guy who stole my Christmas gift cards and cash from my wallet in my locker at UREC.
From a very annoyed amateur fighter.
A “this-ain’t-James-Madison-preschool” dart to the woman with a stroller and crying baby in front of Carrier Library computer lab.
From a sophomore who is here to learn, not to listen to your crying child.
A “hey,-look-our-way!” dart to the girls who couldn’t see love if it smacked them in the face!
From a guy who wishes that girls better appreciated the effort nice guys put into being suave and gentleman-like.
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