Darts & Pats

February 4, 2010 • By Darts & Pats,
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A “when-I-step-on-the-scene,-y’all-know-me” pat to the girl making a statement with her awesome purple jeans.
From a guy rockin’ the same look who will stop and talk next time.

A “not-everyone-drives-a-snowmobile” dart to JMU.
From an annoyed senior who slid down Neff Ave. after leaving class at 6:15 p.m. on Tuesday.

A “wtf” dart to JMU for sending out snowplows at 1 a.m. and 4 a.m.
From a hard-working student who was actually trying to get some sleep.

A “we-were-just-Snookin’-for-a-good-time” dart to the girls below us who called in a noise complaint at 10 p.m. on a few seniors trying to fist pump their last semester away.
From the “Jersey Shore.”

An “I-am-the-real-Slim-Shady” pat to the amateur freestyle rap battle that went down in Fox Hills on Tuesday night.
From two girls impressed with their new found talent.

An “I’m-losing-friends” dart to my bottom for having so much gas lately.
From a boy who is sorry for the smell and hopes it all passes soon.

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