Just Call Me Cupid!

February 8, 2010 • By Michael Larrick, The Breeze
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For most of us, Valentine’s Day is a celebration of the beauty that love can bring and a nice excuse to show that special someone you really care. For the rest of you, it’s a reminder of how lonely and pathetic your life really is. You’re probably saying to yourself, “I hate Valentine’s Day.” I bet you do; I’d hate something too if it reminded me of the fact that no one cares about me. You’ve probably told yourself you want to be single so you can enjoy some freedom, but you’re not fooling anyone. All that crying at night is taking a toll on your face, and frankly, it’s gross. Fortunately for you, I’m willing to assist you in your romantic woes, because as we all know, I’m an expert in the subject. Just send in a question and I’ll pick a few to answer in my next column. Your days of Facebook stalking your crush and breaking into their house to smell their panties are over!

Contact Michael Larrick at larricmh@jmu.edu

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