Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,February 8, 2010
A “so-much-for-global-warming” dart to the never-ending blizzards hitting the Harrisonburg area. From Punxsutawney Phil, who thinks Al Gore should just start listening to him for a change. A “never-gonna-give-you-up” pat to the person who wrote “Rick Rolled” in the snow by Reservoir Street. From a senior who admits you got her. A “keep-it-in-your-own-pants” dart to the boyfriend/girlfriend duo in my class who rub the insides of each other’s legs every day. From someone who would... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,February 4, 2010
A “when-I-step-on-the-scene,-y’all-know-me” pat to the girl making a statement with her awesome purple jeans. From a guy rockin’ the same look who will stop and talk next time. A “not-everyone-drives-a-snowmobile” dart to JMU. From an annoyed senior who slid down Neff Ave. after leaving class at 6:15 p.m. on Tuesday. A “wtf” dart to JMU for sending out snowplows at 1 a.m. and 4 a.m. From a hard-working student who was actually trying to get some sleep. A “we-were-just-Snookin’-for-a-good-time”... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,February 1, 2010
A “haha,-you-missed-me!” dart to redneck bombmakers. From the Train. A “you’re-really-an-adult-in-college?” dart to my suitemates who cannot seem to grasp the concept that we have to clean our own bathroom. From a person who thinks you deserve nothing more than what you leave in the toilet. A “where-have-you-been-all-my-life?” pat to the two Prince Charmings that pulled our stranded car up a snowy hill, so we could live happily ever after. From three damsels in distress. A “two-wrongs-don’t-make-a-right”... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,January 28, 2010
A “thanks-for-making-my-rainy-day-a-lil’-more-sunny” pat to the boy who ran up the Village hill to give me my dropped JACard. From a girl who wouldn’t mind getting caught in the rain with you again. A “no,-we’re-not-about-to-leave” dart to the E-Hall vultures breathing down our necks as we attempt to enjoy our dessert. From a group of girls who are sick of being forced to leave their table by your impatient rudeness. A “you-call-that-fun?!” dart to frat parties…everywhere. From... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,January 25, 2010
A “why-are-you-so-tempting-after-a-few-drinks?” dart to my cell phone. From a girl who dreads reading her texts the morning after. A “you-don’t-remember-me?” dart to myself for giving my number to a freshman on Saturday night. From a junior girl who can now add this to her list of blackout failures. A “good-job-in-the-playoffs-this-year” dart to the football players who still walk around campus with way too much swagger. From a fan who wants to remind you that the majority of us prioritize... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,January 21, 2010
A “grrrreat-communicating” dart to Dining Services for neglecting to mention everything would be closed all weekend. From a fat kid who wanted his cake. A “you’re-killing-the-Crows” dart to the D-Hall singer who butchered my favorite ’90s jam by belting out the chorus loudly and poorly. From Mr. Jones and me. A “stuntin’-like-my-daddy” dart to Lil’ Wayne, who I haven’t seen in ages. From Birdman, who misses you. An “if-you-sprinkle-when-you-tinkle-please-be-neat” dart to... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,January 19, 2010
A “you-need-to-fall-down-a-well” dart to Snookie from the “Jersey Shore.” From everyone. A “gutter-done” pat to intramural bowling league for starting this week. From last year’s co-rec champions who occasionally enjoy their “fat-man” sports. A “no-wonder-the-’townies’-hate-us” dart to the students who stand in the middle of Main Street. From a JMU student who isn’t too good for crosswalks. An “I’ve-seen-’Avatar’-before,-it’s-called-’Pocahontas’” dart to... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,January 14, 2010
A “so-easy-a-caveman-can-do-it” dart to SMAD for not having a Twitter account. From @JMUSCOM’s nearly 300 followers, who thought SMAD was supposed to be technologically savvy. An “I-don’t-know-how-else-to-tell-you” dart to myself for letting our fish die over break. From your roommate who is sorry to say the fish in the bowl is no longer our once beloved “Dumbledore” — RIP. An “I-paid-for-my-pass,-where’s-yours?” dart to all the snow for taking up valuable parking. From a... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,December 3, 2009
A “Got-Milk?” dart to the sour cream at Dukes for being more juicy than the skim milk at D-Hall. From a girl who prefers a “dollop of Daisy” with her quesadilla. A “way-to-brighten-up-our-night” pat to the boys who love to set off fireworks in Pheasant Run. From the ladies down the road who would let you light our fuses any day. A “way-to-multitask” pat to the girl texting, listening to music and reading all while on an elliptical. From someone who is now a believer that girls are... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,November 19, 2009
A “just-because-you-left-it-at-my-house-does-NOT-mean-you-get-an-invite-back” dart to the biddy who left her earrings in my room. From a boy who knows he’s hot. A “we-know-you-still-live-here” dart to our now silent roommate who won’t speak to us anymore for reasons unknown. From someone who knows you see her everyday, and doesn’t care for being ignored. A “you’re-a-jerk” pat to myself for finally learning the jerk dance and footwork after all this time. From a determined sophomore... Read more »
