Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,September 2, 2010
A “you-make-my-heart-leap” pat to all the FROGs for their boundless dedication. From a 2009 FROG who jumps for joy at the sight of those yellow shirts. A “not-everything-about-your-dog-is-cute” dart to whoever didn’t clean up after their puppy on the Quad. From a junior who should’ve worn shoes. A “why-do-you-hurt-me-when-I-love-you-so-much?” dart to my Silly Bandz. From a girl who wishes she could wear 40, but doesn’t have strong enough blood flow for that. A “you-came-from-the-heavens”... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,August 30, 2010
A “thanks-for-the-flashback” pat to whoever gave me a Chuck E. Cheese’s token as part of my tip. From a server who got a good laugh at the end of her shift and has been craving a game of skee-ball ever since. A “respect-my-authority” dart to JMU for sending a non-emergency text from the emergency text service when I only signed up on ecampus for emergency alerts. From a student who doesn’t like having promises broken. A “welcome-to-the-party” dart to President Rose for just now acknowledging... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 29, 2010
A “go-fly-a-kite” pat to the guys making great use of the windy Tuesday afternoon on the Festival Lawn. From a girl whose spirits were lifted on small plastic wings. A “turn-it-up!” pat to the guy driving through campus with his friends Sunday night blasting the JMU Fight Song. From a girl who really likes your spirit and hopes to hear more of it. A “shoo-fly,-don’t-bother-me” dart to the bug I found in my pasta bowl at Market One. From a vegetarian who may need, but doesn’t... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 26, 2010
An “if-I-wanted-to-be-an-English-major-I-would-have-been” dart to the geography department for assigning long papers. From a girl who is better at writing Darts & Pats than research papers. A “why-do-you-have-to-be-so-amazingly-delicious?” hybrid dart and pat to E-Hall for consistently being the best and worst decision of my day. From a bewildered freshman who eats until it hurts, waits a while, then eats even more. A “you-stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb” dart to the only girl in... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 19, 2010
A “do-we-need-to-buy-you-clothes?” dart to my roommate who chooses to walk around in a towel 24/7. From your roommate who isn’t sure if you actually own anything besides towels. A “def-could-have,-like,-said-that-better-myself” dart to the girl in front of me at D-Hall who responded to the server’s question of “Is this piece of chicken OK?” with, “Oh yeah, totes!” From a student who saves her valley girl slang for Facebook, sparing innocent middle-aged workers. A “thanks-for-showing-what-JMU-students-really-care-about”... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 15, 2010
A “thanks-for-sticking-with-me” pat to the concrete floor of Rockingham County Jail. From an arrested Springfester who appreciated your cool understanding throughout the night. A “your-calf-muscles-have-never-looked-so-good” pat to my roommate of four years. Thanks for the memories brother! From a dirty, musical lad who’s more than a tad bit sad to graduate. A “way-to-make-a-mess” dart to my roommate for microwaving a pickle — the cherry on top of an already crazy weekend.... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 12, 2010
A “learn-to-stay-in-the-lines” dart to all the girls who drive SUVs in Champion’s Drive Parking Deck for making me fear for my life at every turn. From a fellow female who is not impressed by your big car or lack of driving skills. A “here-I-come-to-save-the-day” dart to Mighty Mouse for escaping his way out of two traps. From a girl who is impressed with your craftiness, but would like to not be afraid to go into her kitchen anymore. A “why-this-weekend?!” dart to CHOICES for... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 8, 2010
A “thanks-for-the-search-and-rescue-mission” pat to the post office employees. From the tax return that was almost filed incorrectly. A “don’t-need-no-hateration” dart to the girls outside P.C. Dukes shaking their fists and yelling at us. From the squirrels in the tree above you who just want to eat their food and don’t care if it lands in yours. An “R-is-for-rejects” dart to the Office of Residence Life lottery system. From everyone who is, was and ever will be stuck in Rockingham... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 6, 2010
A huge, “you’re-my-heroes” pat to the computer kids at JMU’s helpdesk who managed to raise Algernon, my beloved, yet tempermental laptop back from the dead AND keep all my files intact. From a girl who thought her cyber days were over. A “my-sandwich-was-extra-crunchy-today” dart to the giant cockroach that was scurrying across the wall behind the deli counter at Market One. From a grossed out customer who could go without the added protein. A “you-might-catch-more-than-you-bargained-for”... Read more »
Darts & Pats
By Darts & Pats,April 1, 2010
A “say-it-don’t-spray-it” dart to the toilets on campus that shoot up water when they’re flushed. From the daily victims of toilet assault. A “slow-down!” dart to the sorority girls driving way too fast on Greek Row and barely missing ending pedestrian lives. From a guy who knows that the only woman who can drive that fast safely is Danica Patrick. A “thanks-for-boosting-my-self-confidence” dart to my girlfriend for asking me why my muscles are so small. From... Read more »
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